I love wordplays, so my aphorisms, one-liners and wisecracks do not translate easily. Here are new aphorisms that I first wrote in Finnish but was also able to translate to English. I think.

My ignorance? Freedom of religion.

The Lord's Supper quenches one's thirst for knowledge.

This is my blood, shed for the god of war.

Identity crisis: Death realized he is immortal.

When the common people get hiccups, rulers scare them.

Not being able to control us, they lose self-control.

Raise your hand if you disagree. Both hands up!

Human errors are being replaced by technical malfunctions.

This very moment, a memory block.

Fill your father's boots, so it's easier to drown them.